"bri, youre the reason my wedding was not a bust, it's fucking true. i'm not just being a drunk"- gretchen

i don't always beat my wife, but when i do i drink bud light.....

Fifi the fetus....

the giants lost because you didn't spay your cat....

Post Bri's 24th birthday. Gretchen and Kneal are cuddling on my couch:
G:baby...did you puke last night?
K: no.
G: your beard smells like puke.
K: oh, yeah that's bri's puke.

nachos.

mindy: what is this place?

bri: I don't know, I think I called it 'that one place I went when I was drunk and had awesome nachos.'

gretchen: yeah, I think that's on the sign.

HOPE, I already blogged in......

decompressing

"I just want to go home and decompose."