"bri, youre the reason my wedding was not a bust, it's fucking true. i'm not just being a drunk"- gretchen

i don't always beat my wife, but when i do i drink bud light.....

Fifi the fetus....

the giants lost because you didn't spay your cat....

Post Bri's 24th birthday. Gretchen and Kneal are cuddling on my couch:
G:baby...did you puke last night?
K: no.
G: your beard smells like puke.
K: oh, yeah that's bri's puke.